And my boy doesn't even care that he was wearing pink floaties.
He doesn't even seem to mind that his friend Caroline weighs about the same as him ... and he's 9 months older.
Accessories are important, even while swimming. Just ask my daughter.
I have the sudden urge to pretend I'm signing a high school yearbook by telling you to stay cool.
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